Late Hello

[NIGHTBRINGER]

You win. No hat abuse for you.
<rubs hands together and looks at @NIGHTBRINGER>

At least no one is making fun of my bow tie... it has avoided notice/ridicule. Sadly that hat and the bow tie are the pinnacle of my green stuffing abilities.

 

[Lady Tor'ti Llaz]

Oh no, we forgot @Lady Tor'ti Llaz in her own introduction thread! Oh, the shame! What do you want for Lizardmen, Lady Tor'ti Llaz? That's quite long, do you mind if I call you Torti?
It might not seem that long or irritating, but on a phone with no copy and paste mechanism...

I'm totally fine with Torti. I'd like muzzles for the Ripperdactyls. They keep eating all my snakes, and they are almost impossible to train.

 

[Otzi'mandias]

Sadly that hat and the bow tie are the pinnacle of my green stuffing abilities.

When I buy a slann, rest assured I will created a mini-NIGHTBRINGER. And in black as well.

 

[Otzi'mandias]

I'm totally fine with Torti. I'd like muzzles for the Ripperdactyls. They keep eating all my snakes, and they are almost impossible to train.

Hmm. They would have to taste awful otherwise the Rippers would just eat them. They would have to be hard to remove as well, or leave such a bad taste that the rippers wouldn't even think of eating something else for quite a while.

How about some kind of frog? Feed it coffee beans for weeks, then feed it to the Ripper every time it looks like it's going to eat one of your snakes. The sticky frog juices will mean it won't leave the Ripperdactyls mouth for at least a couple of hours. If that taste doesn't put off the Ripperdactyl, nothing will.

Small print - the caffeine may make the Rippers infinitely worse to be around. Otzi enterprises takes no responsibility for the action of any hyperactive Ripperdactyl, and if bitten or stepped on we suggest making your way to the nearest slann as soon as possible.

 

[Rednax]

'coo coo'

BLAM!

 

[Rednax]

Problem solved

 

[Bluefire]

This forum is insane.
I love it.