Tarkaz: Captain Naresh looks at the mimmoth, her eyes go wide. "I... what in the... is..." leaning down, she takes a closer look at the mimmoth. "It IS! Where by the Fates did you find such a tiny elephant?!?"
Drakk: Your show seems to be going well so far. The crowd oohs and aahs at the appropriate moments, daggers bounce off your shields, sparks wow the crowd without setting things on fire, and then Garutis stands up, a look of horror on his face. His arm goes back, his axe in hand.
This was NOT part of your act!!!
Frantically, you swing the mage hand spell you'd been using to deflect daggers around, hoping it'll do something - anything - to stop that axe! You KNOW how strong Garutis is! If his aim is true - which it is - that thing could split you in half! It whistles through the air, the enchantments inside causing it to ignite as it is thrown. On fire like that, it looks almost like a burning pinwheel of sorts! It strikes your mage hand, destroys it, and continues onward towards your head!
FIRE. PAIN. SCREAMS. SILENCE. All is dark. Amidst the chaos though, you realize something important.
You. Are. Still. Alive.
Opening your eyes, you discover three things. Your mage hand blunted enough of the axe's strike to keep it from killing you. Your ears, however, have suffered a horrible fate, as has the top of your head. You are bleeding. Not badly, as the flaming axe instantly cauterized the wound, but enough to let you know you're missing some scales up there. You're pretty sure you lost an ear-tip as well. Thinking quick, you try to turn it into part of the act! Waving your arms wide, you let out a happy yell, trying hard not to glance around and look for the axe. The crowd goes wild, and coins shower into the basket you left for that purpose.
As the crowd disperses, Drew finds himself with an interesting job. Keeping someone from stealing the basket! He only came to the show because it was something to do, but he caught someone trying to steal the basket's contents! Handing them over to the guard was surprisingly satisfying. Having to hand part of the money over to the guard was not. It turns out that damage to the amphitheater comes out of the funds raised from whatever event is staged.
Still, at the end of the night, you netted almost 75 gold in loose coins! Quite the haul!