Gallery Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invasions

[T`hinker`er]

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O.k., you asked for it!

 

[Old Mossy]

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HAHA, OUR ENEMIES WILL DESTROY EACHOTHER!

 

[spawning of Bob]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invas

Son and Daughter of Bob are very impressed with the entries so far.

The adjudication team have decided to extend the formal competition period until 31 May 2013 and broaden the entry criteria to: anything really.

No entry will be deemed too silly. All entries welcome.

Please remember that Chuck Norris's decision is final.

 

[Qupakoco]

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Impact Hits and Thunderstomp?

 

[spawning of Bob]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invas

.....Swiftstride, Armour Piercing, Causes Fear, Causes Terror, Frenzy, Hatred (Spanish)..... the list goes on.

They will probably be a "Rare" choice at a points cost of 130-160.

IMHO they will look out of place if you run a "Southlands" style army.

 

[Arli]

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Actually, that is a beastmen unit.

 

[spawning of Bob]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invas

A Beastmen Unit!?

Sorry I must have replied to the wrong thread. I thought this was the 8th edition Lizardmen wishlist http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/8th-edition-lizardmen-wishlist.10604/

If this is the Beastmen tactica thread, let me see.....

Shoot it with skinks

 

[newscales]

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im going to try to get my entry in this weekend

 

[Scalenex]

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Got some last minute inspiration



No matter how good you are at what you do, there's always someone better.

The Skaven have lots of neat war machines but they don't have chainsaws.

 

[newscales]

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Assuming they got through:



Running of the bulls:




I really would like to go in with the eye dropper and clean the insertions up, but I don't have anything good like Photoshop. Just MS Paint and a shortage on free time.

 

[spawning of Bob]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invas

Newscales,

you need to go back and edit your post. You forget the third White House image!

 

[Scalenex]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invas

Newscales,

you need to go back and edit your post. You forget the third White House image!

Who gave the aliens warpstone weapons?

 

[spawning of Bob]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least competition ends tonigh

History's Least Successful Skaven Invasions Competition ends tonight!

Massive Savings! Limited Time Only! All Skaven Must Die!

Enter as many times as you like!

 

[spawning of Bob]

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That all folks. Competition closed.

The judges are in lock up (at least until they tidy their rooms).

The rigorous adjudication process will be declared finalised once all of the hair pulling has stopped.

Glittering awards ceremony to come!

 

[spawning of Bob]

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Sorry for the tardiness. Winners have been selected, but the awards are a little slower to come.

Here is the first award for the "History's Least" competition.

With his (or her) entry:

Foiled Again !

The Perpetual "Always Strikes First" Award!


Conratulations n810!

The other deserving recipients will have to wait until their awards come back from the engravers.

 

[n810]

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It's just an honor to be nominated,

(No skaven where harmed in this reenactment, although several where gravely injured.)

 

[spawning of Bob]

Re: Spawning of Bob: History's Least Successful Skaven Invas

It's just an honor to be nominated,

Oh really.

I can imagine the footage from awards night, when they have all the nominees in little insets on the screen. As you miss out, we are able to lipread "what the bleep", through your forced smile. Your eyebrows then suddenly settle into "crazy" position and your hand creeps towards your baseball bat. "I'll show them all," you think to yourself as the red mist fogs your vision....

I've seen it so many times before.

 

[spawning of Bob]

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Apologies again. The engraver has been severely disciplined for allowing real life to intervene in the glittering awards ceremony.

The judges have been sent to their rooms because of their failure to reach consensus on the other awards. They have therefore announced a tie (after countback) in the category of "Most Meritorious Entry which Failed to Address the Competition Requirements." In no special order.....(drumroll.....)

With his entry:

HAHA, OUR ENEMIES WILL DESTROY EACHOTHER!

Old Mossy receives the "A Kitchen Too Far" Award


And with:

O.k., you asked for it!

T'hinker'er receives the "Collateral Damage" Award


Conratulations to you both.

However tonight belongs to the grand prize winners.

The First Runner Up in the "Skaven fail to invade Pamplona during the running of the bulls" competition, with his touching depiction of the bull who dreamed he could fly:

Impact Hits and Thunderstomp?

Please join me in applauding Qupakoco to whom goes the prestigious "Cornered Rat"


Of course, there can only be one overall winner, and I wish to thank that person for providing some of the most disturbing images yet seen in the Warhammer World. His (or her) entry distills the lithe dynamism of a falling cow with the disturbing lack of scale or perspective which we have come to expect from Games Workshop. Students of high art should examine the use of a low point of view, a Spanish jockstrap and a deft excuse to embellish what might otherwise have been a mundane image.

Running of the bulls:



I really would like to go in with the eye dropper and clean the insertions up, but I don't have anything good like Photoshop. Just MS Paint and a shortage on free time.

As befits his status as Champion of all Lustria, Newscales receives the "Conquistador del la Rata"


Thanks to all of the other entrants. You may not have received awards, but the judges were moved to tears by many of your entries. I hope that you will not be discouraged by your apparent lack of (relative) talent and that you will participate in future events. You might get lucky.

 

[T`hinker`er]

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Thanks for the giggles! Good way to start the day

 

[newscales]

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Awesome stuff bob. Beautiful is how I must describe your art. Captures the lizards from their most delicate angles. thank you for my award.